Today’s Oracle takes us to the Taurus weekly for April 1, 2006

If yours is the sign of cows, bulls and steer, it must also be the sign of grass. This makes perfect sense, since Taurus is an earthy sign and the grass grows right from the Earth. So on the deepest level, yours is the sign of sod — that soft, luxurious stuff that feeds the true ‘sodding’ beast you are deep inside. Cows that eat grass are healthier than those that eat other animals, and they run no risk of getting ‘mad cow’ disease. The way things have been going lately, it would not surprise me if you’ve felt a bit like a herd of mad cows on a stampede; so, I suggest you find yourself a little green turf, pack a big salad in your deluxe, four-star picnic basket, and veg out under a tree for a while. That awesome apartment you were looking at last week came through, but the guy lost your phone number and couldn’t call you back. We’ll connect you, just call 0900-000-0000.

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