Planet Waves wins prestigious 2015 Worstie award for very worstest website design on whole Internet

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STOCKHOLM — PlanetWaves.net has received the prestigious Worstie award for the worst website design of the year, it was announced yesterday. Since word of the award went viral, traffic to the site has soared, and Planet Waves, Inc. stock more than quadrupled in value, going from $2.48 a share to $11 a share in overnight […]

New Study: Smokers Live Longer than Nonsmokers

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New Study: Smokers Live Longer than Nonsmokers

Science News Service LONDON — A new study published today in The Lancet, the leading British medical journal, has found that smokers outlive nonsmokers — by nearly five years on average. The study’s findings were so unusual that even cigarette manufacturers were skeptical even though the study seems to be valid. The study, which followed […]

Arizona Legislature Passes Anti-Onanism Law Requiring Medical Approval for Ejaculation; Men Outraged

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PHOENIX, AZ (AP) — In an emergency session Saturday night, the state legislature adopted a new law requiring men to obtain medical approval prior to ejaculation. All men would need to collect the signatures of two doctors prior to ejaculating, demonstrating that there is a “reproductive necessity” to the event — specifically, a human egg awaiting the sperm.